Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
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Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.
I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you.
And if I like you, you’re pretty special.
Because I hate everyone.
I want to show up to your work unexpectedly and bring you flowers
I want to bring you soup when you are sick
I want to bring you chocolate when it’s your time of the month
I just want to do everything in my power to show you I care
I want you to feel like a princess